History: Magical penis

Source of version: 10 (current)

--- Topic for #lojban is ko jai jufra ||<tene> coi sanxiyn.|Hi, Sanxyin! <sanxiyn> coi tenes.|Hi, Tene! <sanxiyn> mi na jufra|I am not a sentence. <tene> .i mi jufra|And I am. <sanxiyn> .ue mi na pu djuno le du'u le tavla jufra cu zasti|Oh? I didn' know that the talking sentences exist. <tene> .i mi zasti .ije mi tavla .ije mi jufra|I exist. And talk. And am a sentence. <tene> .i seni'ibo lo tavla jufra cu zasti|Hence, talking sentences exist. <sanxiyn> doi tenes. sepi'o ma pu'i tavla|How do you talk, Tene? <tene> .i xu mi tavla sepi'o le mi moklu|I talk with my mouth, don't I? <sanxiyn> mi na djuno|I dunno. <sanxiyn> xu do go'i|You do or you don't. <tene> mi na djuno|I dunno. <tene> .i se cumki lo su'u makfa|Maybe magic? <sanxiyn> ma te makfa do|Who's making magic with you? <tene> .u'i .ju'o la robin|Heh! Robin, for sure! <sanxiyn> .ii la robin. cu mafpre|Robin - IS - a magician??? <tene> .i go'i|Yep. <sanxiyn> mi pu jinvi le du'u le mafpre cu cfika|And I thought, magicians are from fairy-tales. <entrop> do srera|You were wrong. <sanxiyn> .ie|Yes. <tene> .i la robin. kakne lo nu djuno tu'a lo se pensi be da|And Robin's able to read other people's thoughts. <tene> .i ji'a la robin kakne lo nu vofli|And he can also fly. <tene> ju'o sai|100%. <tene> .i mi djuno lo du'u se nandu lo nu krici .i ku'i jetnu|I know it is difficult to believe -- however, that is true. <entrop> xu la robin pilno cu vinji|''ungrammatical'' Is Robin, use, be an airplane? <tene> na go'i|Nope. <sanxiyn> le nu vofli sepi'o le vinji na cinri|Flying on airplanes isn't interesting. <sanxiyn> se cumki le du'u ry sevzi vofli|Maybe he flies himself? <bancus> vofli sepi'o le pinji|Flies using his penis (''pun: __vinji__ (airplane) - __pinji__ (penis)''). <bancus> mutce nandu|Very difficult. <sanxiyn> doi tenes. xu la robin. crida|Listen, Tene, is Robin a fairy? <tene> .i cumki|Possibly. <tene> .i mi na djuno|I dunno. <tene> ju'i robin. xu do crida|Hey, Robin, are you a fairy? <entrop> la robin palci pruxi|An evil spirit, he is. <tene> .i ji'a cumki|Yeah, possibly. <tene> .ii sai|I'm really afraid. <sanxiyn> la robin. te makfa ma poi drata|What other kinds of magic can Robin perform? (''Incorrect usage of place structure. Should be __la robin. te makfa fi ma poi drata__'') <tene> .i ry kakne lo nu pagre lo bitmu|He also is able to pass through walls. <tene> .i mutce lakne kakne|Very likely able. <entrop> la robin tcidu .i do morsi|Robin reads, you are dead. (''Should use __naja__'') <sanxiyn> xu ry kakne catra le drata prenu sepi'o le nu tcidu|Can Robin kill other people by reading? <sanxiyn> ma se tcidu ca le la robin. nu catra|What is being read during killing of/by Robin? <entrop> va'o lo nu do tavla fi tu'a le xlali be la robin kei|It's when you talk bad things about Robin. <entrop> ry catra do|Robin will kill you. <tene> .i la robin. djuno ro da|Robin knows everything. <sanxiyn> ti'e la santas. djuno le du'u do xamgu gi'i kau palci|I heard that Santa knows whether you are good or bad. <sanxiyn> ji'a ti'u le cabdei ti'e la robin. djuno ro da|Besides, today, I heard, Robin knows everything. <tene> go'i|Yeah. <sanxiyn> xu le nu la robin. djuno cu tamsmi da pe la santas.|Is the way of knowing by Robin same as of Santa? <tene> .i xu la santas vofli|Does Santa fly? <sanxiyn> doi tenes. da xusra le du'u go'i|Tene, something asserts that fact. <tene> a'u sai|Very interesting. <sanxiyn> sy vofli ca le nu kansa la rudolf. poi mirli|Santa flies when accompanying Rudolf the deer. <tene> .i xu do stidi le nu mi se zbasu sy|Do you suggest the event that I am made by Santa? <sanxiyn> na go'i|No. <tene> .i mi tcica kargau lo stela|I deceptively open the lock. <tene> oi sai mi bazico'a binxo ke menli bilma|Damn! I'll get crazy now! (''Malglicean tanru. Better is __menli bilma binxo__ - or, that is a misprint and __ke__ should actually be __le__, as Bancus has suggested'') <sanxiyn> doi tenes. do ka'e roroi tavla .ije'i su'oroi go'i|''Ungrammatical. Possible meaning: Tene, you are able to talk forever and/or/if/ for some time?'' <tene> .i mi va'o lo nu mi cikna cu kakne lo nu tavla|I can talk talk only when I'm awake. <sanxiyn> doi tenes. xu do sipna|Tene, are you sleeping? <tene> go'i|Yes. ||